In the late 1990’s, after being in the timeshare disposal
business for several years and talking with thousands of timeshare owners
desperate to get out from under the financial burden of owning an unwanted
timeshare, I realized that a pattern had emerged. It seems that virtually every single customer
of ours, from the moment they decided they no longer wanted their timeshare to
the moment they decided to pay us to dispose of it for them, went through the
same process. I wrote about it then and
after many more thousands of customers later the premise still remains true to
this day. I call it ‘The Ten-Year
Cycle’. Let me explain. It will probably sound familiar to you.
The Ten-Year Cycle begins when a timeshare owner decides that
they no longer have a use for their timeshare and therefore it is time to get
rid of it. The trials and tribulations
plus the money they spend in trying to accomplish this takes an average of ten
years (some more, some less, but the average is about ten years), culminating
in their understanding that their timeshare is worthless and the only way to
rid themselves of this dinosaur is to pay a company to take it from them
(similar to paying the junkman to come and take away a junker car that has zero
value). I still find it amazing that we
hear the same story today from almost every timeshare disposal customer. The best way to describe the Ten-year Cycle
is in story form.
John and Jane are having breakfast one Sunday morning when
John turns to Jane and says “I just paid the annual maintenance fee bill on our
timeshare. You know, we haven’t used it
since the twins went off to college three years ago. It’s costing us money every year, yet we
don’t use it. I’m thinking it might be
time to sell it. What do you
think?” Jane says to John, “I think
you’re right. We’re getting older and I
just don’t see us using it again.” John
says to Jane, “OK then. How does one go
about selling a timeshare?” Jane
responds “I’m not really sure. But I do
remember the salesman telling us that the timeshare is like any other real
estate. So, why don’t we just call our
real estate agent and give him the listing?”
“Great idea”, says John. “What do
you think we should ask for it?” Jane
mulls that one over and says “Well, we purchased it about twenty years ago for
$15,000. Property values in that area
have doubled in that time so let’s see if we can get $30,000 for it”. John
calls their neighbor Frank, who happens to be a successful local Realtor and
asks Frank if he would like to list their timeshare for sale. After about five minutes John thanks Frank
and hangs up the phone. Turning to Jane,
John says “Frank told me that real estate agents don’t list timeshares because
they don’t sell. He said that even if
they did happen to find a buyer for our timeshare the commission on a $30,000
sale would only be a few hundred dollars.
It’s just not worth their time and effort. He suggested that we try advertising it
ourselves but warned me that there isn’t much of a resale market for
timeshares.” Jane says “Well, that can’t
be true of our timeshare. It sits right
on the beach in Fort Lauderdale, one of the world’s most desirable vacation
destinations. The resort is beautiful
and the area is always bustling with vacationers. I’m sure that if we offer it at a good value
people will be fighting over it. Let’s
just figure out where to advertise it.”
“OK”, John says. “How ‘bout we
put an ad in our local newspaper? We’ll
ask for only $25,000 to get rid of it quick.”
So on Monday morning John and Jane spend $75 placing an advertisement in
their local newspaper. As the week goes
on John and Jane are busy with work and errands and chores. They completely forget about the
advertisement simply because they don’t get a single call about it. In fact, they don’t even think about their
timeshare again until the following year when the maintenance fee bill comes
again. John turns to Jane once again over
Sunday brunch and says “I just paid another maintenance fee for our timeshare. It seems that we completely forgot about the
darn thing after we put that ad in the paper last year. I’m surprised we didn’t get any calls.” Jane responds “Why don’t we try a larger
newspaper and lower the asking price to $20,000? That ought to do it.” So the next morning they spend $500 on a
three line ad in the newspaper that is circulated throughout their state. Can you guess what happened? That’s right.
No calls. John and Jane spent
their days busy as usual and forgot all about their timeshare until the next
maintenance fee bill arrived a year later.
This pattern continued. Over the
next few years they graduated to placing an advertisement in the New York Times
(very expensive) and dropping the price hoping just to recoup their purchase price
of $15,000. When that didn’t work they
tried a few internet sites, they made up flyers and passed them out at their
jobs, Jane even put one of the flyers up on the community bulletin board at
their local supermarket. With each year
that passed they lowered the asking price, the whole time not understanding why
they weren’t getting bombarded with buyers for such a fantastic vacation
property. As each year passed they were also getting more and more frustrated
by having to pay ever increasing maintenance fees and special assessments. Finally, one Sunday morning over breakfast
John turned to Jane and said “I did a little math last night. I added up the money we’ve spent on the
timeshare since the last time we used it.
Maintenance fees alone over the past ten years have cost us over
$8,000. We’ve had three special
assessment during that time totaling over $2,000. We’ve spent over $4,000 in advertisements
trying to sell it. That comes to over
$14,000 in the past ten years alone and we haven’t used it once in all that
time. If we continue to own this
timeshare for another ten years we’re going to spend at least that much again
and I’m not even factoring in the usual hefty increases in maintenance fees.” John took a deep breath and continued. “I know we’ve been lowering our asking price
again and again, but I think it’s time we bit the bullet and just offer to give
it away for free to anyone that will take it.”
Jane agreed. To their surprise
they couldn’t even give it away. They
tried friends and relatives. They put it
on a few internet sites. They even tried
a couple of charitable organizations and were shocked when they were told
“Thanks, but no thanks”. Desperation
started to set in. They were getting up
there in years and both were worried that if they still owned this timeshare
when they passed away, their children and grandchildren would be forced to
inherit their burden. Finally, one day
they decided to respond to an advertisement they’d seen touting a solution to
their timeshare problem. They attended a
one-hour seminar, paid a company a fee, and the company took their timeshare
away…just like a junker car. That next
Sunday, over breakfast, Jane turned to John and said “You know, you’re a doctor
and a graduate of Yale. I’m a lawyer and
a graduate of Harvard. We’re both pretty
smart people.” John responded “yeah,
so?” “Well”, Jane retorted, “It’s hard
to believe it took us ten years to figure out how to get rid of a
timeshare”.
The characters above are fictitious. But you probably recognize the story as being
very similar to your own. While some
timeshare owners go through the ten-year-cycle in only four or five years,
others may take fifteen to twenty years to finally get it. But I call it the ten-year-cycle because that
seems to be about the most common amount of time it takes for people to come to
terms with the notion that their timeshare is actually worthless. Unfortunately some never get there. I believe it is ‘ego’ that prevents them from
coming to terms with the truth. These
people go to their graves never allowing themselves to admit that the timeshare
for which they paid good money no longer has any value. Admitting it would mean that they made a
mistake, and some people just can’t admit that.
And those are the people that die still owning that timeshare, thus
leaving that burden to their children.
What a shame.